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I got chicken nuggets and didn’t realize until I was eating the last one that I didn’t get enough nuggets. I never get enough nuggets.

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rockinrye replied to your chat: Teaching my mom how to use Netflix
yep. totes like her better than you.

| my mom: | how do you pause this crap? |
| me: | did you try pressing pause? |
| my mom: | [presses pause] OHHHH SHIT! LOOK AT ME, MASTERING TECHNOLOGY! WOOP WOOP, BITCHES! |
hvns:
in some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are
Live every day like you’re Donna.
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